The Gatemouth Project

I’ll be going on modified High-Holy-hiatus until 9/25, although I reserve the right to come back and comment on anything that interests me and won’t keep until then. When I come back, it is my intent to provide extremely nasty, unrelentingly partisan pro-Democratic commentary until the election.

Nuance and thoughtfulness will not go out the window, because, when deployed properly, they are extremely effective techniques. But the goals should be clear:

  1. Increasing the number of Democrats in the NY State Senate
  2. Winning Democratic Majorities in both houses of Congress
  3. Helping Party building in areas it needs to grow, killing future Republican stars in their cradle.
  4. When possible, giving a high five to the type of candidates likely to win kudos from the Progressive Policy Institute (but a Michael Moore Democrat who can beat a Republican suits me just fine).
  5. Swallowing hard and helping Andrew Cuomo beat the egregious Jeannine Pirro.

You will notice the absence of Assembly races from the mix. While I am certainly open to mentioning Assembly races which might help to serve goals (4) and (5) [so drop me a line, Ms. Hyer Spencer], for the most part electing a few extra Democrats to the Assembly is superfluous and our resources are better directed elsewhere. On the other hand, while I am a City guy, I am open to commenting about races around the State, and indeed, around the Country (I am also open to discussing Israeli politics).

In facilitating the goals outlined above, I am asking for your help. That means you, “The Insider Political Community”. I do about 15 columns a month. I need stories. Please feed me facts, figures, malicious gossip, rumor and innuendo; anything for la causa. I will take your raw material, run it though the Gatemouth processor and turn it into patented pieces of political wisdom worth preserving for posterity. I will link your website, encourage contributions, solicit volunteers. DSC, this means you! I don’t only want your close races, I want to boost your sure losers. Feed me, I am hungry!

As I do have a certain style and track record, I am especially interested in stories that fit into my recurring themes, like blowing up the Albany Bi-Partisan Iron Triangle. But, while stories which fit the Gatemouth world view are to be especially prized, I will write to order, depending upon the need, so feel free to solicit my help, even if your bask regularly in the Triangle’s luminous glow.

I can be contacted at: Gatemouthnyc@hotmail.com.

Gatemouth's Homepage was updated on 9/20/06; for more fun and laughter, visit:

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