“You can almost see the ads already: The Democrats should have reversed the ticket to put the experienced guy at the top. When there's an international crisis at 3 a.m., the phone doesn't ring at the vice president's house“—John Dickerson opining on Slate
Really?
Does Cheney have a mistress he stays with? Or is he in the hospital again?
Of course that's who they'd call; the other guy is too busy burning the midnight oil trying to finish "My Pet Goat".
To his credit, if they called McCain at 3:00 AM, he'd already be up (on his 36th trip to the bathroom).