The Gateway (Henrietta Hudson Edition)

I’ll admit that some of these stories have a tangential relationship to our biggest local dick joke (and I’m front-loading them), but these days, even Meow Mix or Henrietta Hudson’s would have trouble being this Weiner-free.

 

 

Yoda catches the worst columnist in NYC (and the most despicable member of my Congregation) in a whopper which I wish I'd spotted first.

G-d, what a despicable, hypocritical mass of smegma she is. Andrea Peyser – Tough On Male Politicians, Except For One | Room Eight www.r8ny.com

 

 

When will we see the press conference where Dan Halloran admits he lied and breaks down in tears? City Councilman Dan Halloran: There Was, Too, A Blizzard Work Slowdown! www.nydailynews.com

 

 

I remember Alex (as we called him back then) in college–He ran for Student Government President, missed the runoff by one vote, litigated it, lost, and (in the wake of a scandal at his prior position) dropped out and transferred to NYU and changed his major to drama.

He’s been whining for 30 years how he's been robbed (I'm one of the people he blames).

Let him run–then he'll lose, move out, and we'll never hear from him again. Courtesy Of Weinergate… Mayor Alec Baldwin? www.nydailynews.com

 

 

Congrats to Colin Campbell and Nick Rizzo for a great interview with District Leader Lincoln Restler, who despite my intermittent criticism, is really sharp. But wouldn't disclosure that Rizzo is a member of Restler's club and worked for his election, have been in order? The Brooklyn Politics Blog www.thebrooklynpolitics.com

 

 

Chait fears T-Paw's truly radical tax plan will end up as the moderate GOP alternative. Pawlenty And The Return To Bushism | The New Republic www.tnr.com

 

 

A gentle history lesson for some of my protectionist friends on the left. Roger Lowenstein Reviews "Peddling Protectionism: Smoot-Hawley And The Great Depression" | The New R www.tnr.com

 

 

Supposed anti-Obama Jewish Democrat isn't. Billionaire Israeli donor: Obama is not anti-Israel – The Plum Line – The Washington Post www.washingtonpost.com

 

 

Yes, Cain’s a sick bigot, but on the plus side, he's the only GOP candidate to dare to make Grover Norquist unhappy. Gays vs Muslims: Cain Picks Sides andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com

 

 

How can one expect Israel and its supporters to embrace the Arab Spring when Arab-Americans don't do so.

I don't wanna hear another word of praise for Ralph Nader until he speaks out against his fellow board members! American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee Bans Pro-Freedom Singer – Jeffrey Goldberg – Internation www.theatlantic.com

 

 

From IND‘s President: “I am reliably informed that you posted on your blog that IND was evicted from its 100 first place office. While that is true in a limited sense, the Scotto's had nothing to do it with it, and in fact found IND better space at the same rent in an adjoining building. This has nothing to do with Deb Scotto's proposed run for district leader. We sublet space from Twyford realty and the situation there changed.

My actual quote: "In a perhaps unrelated story, Simon’s club, IND, has been evicted from its clubhouse in the Scotto funeral home building"