Donald Trump was invited to address a major gathering of American Indian Nations a few weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He told them that he had supported every Native American issue that came up in the news media. He also stated that he hated western movies since they are politically incorrect. As you can inmagine, he told them near everything he thought they wanted to hear.
Although Mr Trump was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed rather enthusiastic and passionate. He spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers". And of course he offered to build some casinos in patnership.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name: "Walking Eagle". The proud Mr Trump accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade while waving to the crowds. He was heading to a meeting of tea-party people and a few tea-baggers.
Later, a reporter from the local papers asked the Indian leaders, how they came to select the new name given to the "on-again" and "off-again" presidential candidate. This is how they explained it: "Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly".(SMILE: IT’S A JOKE)
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