Questioned about his stances on Medicare and Social Security, Congressional candiate Bob Turner responded voters would just have to take a look at his public statements, his endorsements “and then decide if I'm going to throw grandmother under a bus."
Public statements like:
“There are people in Washington, and I can mention Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan, who know what to do.”
“My desire to go to Congress was to fix what’s broken and go home. End subsidies. End government dependencies. Dramatically cut the budget by 30 or 35 percent.”
“Social Security and Medicare need to return to their original purpose all extremities need be eliminated and place in non-guaranteed social programs.”
It all reminds me of that classic holiday tune by Elmo and Patsy, or was it “Shlomo the Patsy.”
Grandma got run over by Bob Turner
walking home from voting Weiner's slot
you can send a message to Obama
but a friend of seniors he is not
She'd been thinking too much Israel
and we begged her not to vote
but she forgot all bout her Med-care
and now's she's ended up the goat
When we found her in the mergency room
dying of a heart attack
she had "denied" on her admittance
and Koch's knife stickin out from her sore back
Grandma got run over by Bob Turner
as she was leaving the election day kiosk
you could say we shouldn't blame tea party
at least she won't be buried near a mosque