Chocolate Bride of Frankenstein

THE BROOKLYN PAPER: Borough President Markowitz’s campaign now says that it must kick the Beep’s sole Democratic primary challenger off the ballot to ensure the “integrity” of the balloting process.

On Monday, three Markowitz allies filed objections against nominating signatures collected by political newcomer Eugene Myrick, who handed in roughly 6,000 signatures more than the 4,000 required to secure a spot on the Sept. 15 primary ballot… …Myrick…said last week that “it’s ridiculous that someone would challenge a virtually unknown newcomer.”

“Why not let the democratic process play itself out with campaigning, debates and allowing the people to vote?” he asked. “What are they afraid of?”…

After The Brooklyn Paper reported last week about the Markowitz campaign’s preliminary move to challenge Myrick, the online version of the story was flooded with comments about Markowitz’s attempt to ensure that he does not have a Democratic challenger.

“OK, Mr. Porch-wine drinking, Brooklyn Bridge-selling, pretend Cyclone riding, sound nuisance, potato-shaped amphitheater proponent, Atlantic Yards crappy giveaway, Bozo the Beep, I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR YOU AGAIN! EVER! NEVER! EVER! NEVER-EVER!” posted Fourth Estate from DUMBO. “I would write in Sarah Palin before I would even consider pulling the lever under your name.”

Jerry from Coney Island added, “Borough President Marty Markowitz: As they say in Gaelic, you are a putz! I’d vote for anyone but you come this November. You self-serving, loud and obnoxious political hack.”

THE NEW YORK POST: Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, who pushed hard for a citywide term-limits extension because he claimed it gives voters "more choices," is now petitioning to kick his only Democratic primary opponent off the September ballot.

Markowitz, who is seeking a third four-year term, recently joined three of his political allies in filing legal papers asking the courts to bounce East New York activist Eugene Myrick from the race, alleging the political novice didn't obtain enough valid petition signatures to run.

"He's scared. It really says a lot that he'd try to get a virtually unknown opponent off the ballot when he campaigned about term limits giving the public more options," said Myrick, adding he believes he collected enough signatures.

I think it is fair to say that Mole333 of the Daily Gotham has engaged with me over the years in a vigorous contest to see who can be the web’s nastiest critic of Marty Markowitz not affiliated with “Decay; Don’t Develop Brooklyn. (DDDB).” In fact, given that my criticism of Markowitz on development issues has been of the nuanced variety, I think my harsh critiques of our Beep have cut even deeper to the bone.

If you have doubts, please check out the following, which encompass most, but not all, of the nasty things I‘ve said in print about Markowitz over the last three years:

http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/the_first_borough_versus_the_6th_borough.html

http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/joe_dreck.html

http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/drecky_rides_again.html

http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/joe_douek_must_resign.html

http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/from_markowitz_to_maimonides_or_the_rambam_meets_the_time_bomb_a_guide_for_the_perplexed.html

http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/waxings.html

http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/the_son_also_rises.html

http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/the_last_hurrah_the_case_against_john_heyer_part_two.html

Since I am not reflexively anti-development (though certainly not a reflexive supporter of Markowitz‘s plans), my critiques have focused upon the seeming absence of anything approaching intellectual rigor in the statements which emanate from Brooklyn Borough Hall. As I’ve said before, they appear to be “dissembling by means of buzzwords, on auto-pilot, sometimes without relation to the topic at hand.”

I first started worrying about this in 2003 when Markowitz’s office issued a statement during a cultural war in Carroll Gardens concerning a proposed shelter for victims of domestic violence, which was being opposed by a group of delusional bigots, as well as by members of the Scotto family. A statement released by Markowitz said "We are currently evaluating the project to determine whether this is the most appropriate location for the facility."

Not “an appropriate location” (a standard one could hardly argue with) but “the most appropriate location” (as if there were only one in the world that would be truly acceptable).

Shortly after the shelter incident, there were complaints that Board Six in Brownstone Brooklyn had three members from the same small block in Park Slope, but none from two NYCHA developments which together accounted for somewhere over 5,000 people. Asked to explain the appointments, Markowitz’s then Director of Community Boards, Bob Capuano, a clueless Republican currently challenging Vinnie Gentile for his Council seat after “service” on the staff of Vino Fossella, stated that the appoints were within the Borough President’s statutory authority, as if that ended the conversation rather than began it.

Capuano was correct, but that was the only reason why we cared. If they weren’t within the Beep’s authority, we’d have been complaining to someone else. We were asking him to explain the reasoning for the choices so that we could determine if we wanted him to continue exercising that power, or whether we wanted someone else to do it.

But therein lies the real rub. There is no opposition. Last time, exasperated by Markowitz’s endorsement of Mike Bloomberg, I urged voters (on the Politicker–this was pre-Room 8) to vote for the imbecilic Green candidate, Gloria Mattera, on the theory that one good turncoat deserved another.

Was endorsing Blomberg the worst thing in the world? Perhaps not in and of itself; but such actions provided poltical cover to the Krugers, Espada and Hikinds of the world when they committed attrocities far more nefarious. Plus, staying in office gave Bloomberg reason to continue to singlehandly finance the NYS Republican Party.   

For awhile, this year looked even more dismal. The Republican candidate’s major complaint about Markowitz is that he hasn’t been aggressive enough pushing for Atlantic Yards. That from the Party which normally believes that not only eminent domain, but all environmental regulations, are takings.

Then came Eugene Myrick, Publisher and CEO of Chocolate Brides Magazine and Chocolate Brides.com.

Hearing of his candidacy, I immediately decided to find out as little as possible about Myrick, lest I learn enough to prevent me from casting a protest vote for his hopeless candidacy.

I expected Myrick to get blitzed. But I also expected the results to reveal some unexpected areas of weakness which might prove useful. In his Public Advocate’s race four years ago, Norman Siegel carried two Assembly District in the entire City–Brooklyn’s 52nd and 57th, which happened to be the ADs containing Atlantic Yard, which Siegel vehemently opposed; a similar result in this primary might provide useful leverage in the battles ahead.

It was with some sadness that I read of the results of Myrick’s efforts to get on the ballot. Reports form the Markowitz camp initially said Myrick had only a few dozen signatures more than the 4,000 he needed. Myrick claims roughly 10,000. It almost makes one yearn for the restoration of the old requirement that petition cover sheets contain an accurate signature count, but these days it is considered too laborious to even count the number of one’s volumes.

Myrick apparently filed 4,477 sheets of signatures in 20 volumes, but only 1,201 sheets had any signatures on them at all. He apparently filed pages after page of blank sheets. The pattern was that the first and last few sheets of a volume had signatures, with hundreds of blank pages in between; all casing, with no sausage inside, with the intent of fooling the potential consumer. It is also alleged that at least 8,034 of Myrick’s signatures are invalid because the signatory either did not live in Brooklyn or is not a registered voter enrolled as a Democrat.

Those who don’t think any of this matters are often the same liberals who bemoan the Brownstone Council race where five local reform types are set to divide their Brownstone base against the choice of the County Leader. Despite the possibility that the field could be thinned and clarified by getting rid of lunatics on hopeless ego trips, other candidates demurred, fearing the consequence of being disqualified from endorsement by the NY Times. As a result, the election of a candidate the Times could actually support becomes far less likely.

Meanwhile, in the races where the same voters would like to be able to cast their vote for some nut on an ego trip, no one is shy about going for the kill. Hence the likely demise of Myrick.

I wanted to write about this to ask “why?”

DDDB and its allies claim they have numbers, especially in Brownstone Brooklyn. While there is an argument to be made against quixotic crusades, I've never heard DDDB make that argument. They are ready, willing and able to tilt at both windmills and skyscrapers. Why could Dan Goldstein not be Sancho Panza and Lucy Koteen Aldonza? Even if they got a sudden bout of pragmatism, it wasn’t like they had anything to lose by pissing off Markowitz.

Were they afraid the Republican would win instead? Why did no one help this man Myrick?

Intending to write an article exploring this question, I finally did a little research about Mr. Myrick.

As such, I will shed no further tears for him.

What I discovered is that Myrick is the running mate of raving psychotic nut job Jimmy McMillan of “The Rent Is Too Damn High Party.

According to the Village Voice, McMillan, also known as “Prince Jimmy” and “Papa Smurf,” ran for governor in 1994, traveling much of the state on foot, and was expelled from the state Democratic Convention after he heckled Mario Cuomo. During his 1993 run for Mayor, McMillan was found at the side of the Belt Parkway tied to a tree, blindfolded, and doused with gasoline; in October 1993, McMillan climbed a cable on the Brooklyn Bridge, was coaxed down by police, and then hospitalized.

McMillan has qualified as a Democratic candidate for Mayor with petitions of the same quality as Myrick’s. I know they are the same quality because they are the same petitions. Substantially more than half of Myrick’s sheets were with McMillan. On many of the sheets, including most of the blank ones, it was McMillan who was the Subscribing Witness.

McMillan qualified because Bill Thompson and Tony Avella harbor false hopes of receiving a Times endorsement which Markowitz could care less about (unlike in 2001, where it provided the icing on his Victory Cake); as a result, they let McMillan’s pile of crap go unchallenged.

But McMillan is also running in the general election, on “The Rent’s Too Damned High” line (if he qualifies for it), and Gene Myrick is his running mate.

This entails several problems. One is that it is hard to get cranky about Markowitz’s likely future endorsement of Bloomberg, when Myrick has already endorsed the candidate of another Party.

I happen to like Bill Thompson just fine, but whatever his perceived failings, one thing is clear–those hoping to make a statement by casting a quixotic protest vote for a candidate who can’t win should do so in the most effective manner possible: by voting for Bill Thompson. No other vote will even be heard. The only focus will be on Bloomie’s margin–let’s cut it.

But even if one can’t bring oneself to vote for Thompson, one should not come within 1000 yards of McMillan or anyone associated with him. If you can’t vote for Bill, then how about the Naked Cowboy (who gets more and better press coverage than Thompson anyway) or Reverend Billy (who’s far funnier than the Cowboy)–both may be nuts, but compared to McMillan, they’re pictures of sanity.

I’m not sure, but I think that McMillan was the really scary nut my family encountered on Simchat Torah, right before the election, in Cadman Park, screaming not to vote for Obama. Check out the links for his pictures. But it is not McMillan’s looks which are most scary, but his views. As EnWhySeaWonk has pointed out, McMillan “thinks rent is too damned high because of the Jew landlords.”

Here, the joke is on McMillan, as most of the City’s former Jewish-owned slums are now in the hands of Arabs, probably as part of some "Land For Piece" deal.

Here’s a tasty excerpt from McMillan’s campaign website:

This is true all Latinos/ Hispanics/ Blacks/ Others… as well as every religious group other than Judiasm are being run out of this area. The Williamsburg Section of Brooklyn, NY. Don't take our word go to Flushings Ave and Bedford Ave/ Lee Ave and Nostrand Ave witness the Hate by the people of the Jewish Faith.

Click Here to see "VIDEO" for Jews only

If you are not JEWISH you are “PROHIBITED” from living in this area.

After the world fought hard to free the JEWISH people from the hands of HITLER.

They should be shame of themselves for discriminating in housing against the people in the State of New York especially in the city of Brooklyn.

They are violating every Housing Act written in the constitution and no one will address it because they are afraid they will be called Anti-Semantic and accuse of Anti-Semitism.

Well I JIMMY McMILLAN a Democratic candidate for Mayor of the City of New York is addressing it, call me what you want.

If you violate the rights of someone anywhere – You will violate the rights of everyone everywhere.

PRESS RELEASE
05/14/09
________________________________________________________________________

Rent Reduction – Rent Freeze – Cap on Rent

Housing Discrimination by Top Elected Officials, and Government Agencies

The Rent Is Too Damn High Founder has uncovered Top level Elected Officials involved in Housing Discrimination with Constitutional Rights of American Citizens are being Violated where if you’re not JEWISH you are Prohibited, and not allowed to RENT / OWN in the Williamsburg Section of Brooklyn, NY. This has been going on for a number of years. The building of ARPHEIDS and Jewish Settlements in the Williamsburg Section of Brooklyn is a reality and the supporters are;
1. Mayor: Mike Bloomberg
2. Comptroller: Bill Thompson
3. Brooklyn Borough President: Marty Markowitz
4. U.S. Senator: Charles Schumer

There are many others who we will put on blast. Including Government Agencies such as:

5. U. S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD)

6. New York State Department of Housing and Community Renewal (DHCR)

7. New York City Department of Housing Preservation & Development (HPD)

8. The Federal Nation Mortgage Association (Fannie Mae)

9.The Federal Home Mortgage Corporation (Freddie Mac)

Also included are members of:
10. The Rent Guidelines Board.

11. The Rent Control Board.

12 The Rent Stabilization Board

They all are working together to commit this evil act of discrimination.

Because of the involvement of so many Elected Officials and Government Agencies we are demanding;

a. The Termination of the said name Rent Boards

b. Mortgage Payment Reduction or Waived, and NO more FORECLOSURES

There is so many things wrong in this City and State of New York, and the information I have listed below is one of them. I have tried for 16 years to release this story only to be labeled by some as being Anti-Semitic and accused of Anti- Semitism all because I let the Forbidden word to part from my lips (JEWISH – JEW).

My investigations on Housing Discrimination led me to the Williamsburg Section of Brooklyn, NY. an area where the complaints of the people had fallen on deaf ears. This section of Brooklyn is known as the Jewish community a Religious group

It is not the fault of JIMMY McMILLAN that evil acts of Housing Discrimination is being committed in that area. The MEDIA is just as guilty just as they are by not releasing critical information to the public.

You can call me JIMMY McMILLAN what you want but…the truth of the matter is there are serious Constitutional Violations being committed against American Citizens BY A Religious Group of people in the State of New York, and I will not be quiet about it.

We Have the Proof

We Have the Evidence

– To Back It Up –

Please give us your support its time to shut it down

Now, let me be the first to admit that buried within this pool of Blood Libel are several complaints of varying levels of accuracy; one need only recall the on-going scandal involving NYC Correction Chaplain Rabbi Leib Glanz to know that one need not be a bigot to complain about acts of favoritism involving Hasidim.

But neither Hasidim nor tangential connection to reality are necessary to the realization of one of McMillan’s many anti-Semitic screeds; take this beauty, which blurbs one of the barely literate McMillan’s many books (in an attempt to make it fit on the page, some of the stranger aspects of the formatting have been eliminated):

This book is not about the people of the Jewish faith nor is this book about making any personnel attacks or comments about them. At the same time we will take this opportunity to correct some definitions we see as being false and misleading.

This is Jimmy McMillan, The Union of Orthodox Rabbis and

I agree in the New York Times where they published an

 article in (c1997) (CLICK HERE before there were

groups pretending to be Jews in the State of New York

this was before the attack on the World Trade

Center in (c2001). When you look for trouble

you find trouble when you hear the word / name Jew

 and or Jewish the importance of the conversation

is no longer important. So then let me help you

get the definition Jew and Jewish correct.

Jew / Jewish, is not a Race it is a Religion.

PLEASE, educate yourself before

you open your mouth.

(Independent Private Investigator) Jimmy McMillan,

Twelve (12) years before the attack on the World

Trade Centers (c1989) I uncovered Al Qaeda's

strong hole operating out of Williamsburg Brooklyn

in the Heart of the people of the Jewish Faith

community using them as a  Shield to

commit the most evil act of terror.

The Union of Orthodox Rabbis

Four (4) years before the attack on the

World Trade Centers (c1997) the Union

of Orthodox Rabbis unveiled their identity

by (Casting out 2 Branches that were not

practicing Judaism at all)in the Press (Media)

but the Union of Orthodox Rabbis was

quickly denounced by Jewish Groups not

to be qualified to make such a decision.

And on September 11, 2001 they made there

move. They attacked the World Trade Centers.

If You See Something Say Something, that is what they say it also depends on where you see it. I seen something in (c1989) and the Union of Orthodox Rabbis seen something in (c1997) but because of where we seen what we seen, I were called a crack pot by an employee of the Associated Press and the Union of Orthodox Rabbis were quickly denounce by Jewish Groups of having no power to make any decision and or such comments and remarks.

The fact of the matter is the Al Qaeda operation or network or what ever you might call it could have been broken up if either one of us would have kept our mouths shut and not mention or said the word / name (Jew – Jewish).

During this campaign someone choose to label me Anti-Semantic and An ti-Semite. Let me correct this definition for you just incase you have an educational problem, and difficulties. Someone is trying to make the word/name Jew – Jewish a Race, and that will never happen. This definition must be correct at once. Some damages had already been done but it's not too late to repair what has been done. we must move quickly before the Dictionary and Encyclopedia put the wrong definition in there publications.

—————————————————————————————————————–

Correct Definition: Jew / Jewish, is not a race. It is a Religion.

The Definition in the Dictionary and in the Encyclopedia must read the following;

Jew / Jewish, is not a race. it is a Religion.

A Faith and one who chooses to talk about such can only be considered as nothing if anything Bias, not Anti-Semantic neither an Anti-Semite nor any other definition associated with this term. With a Negro it is different the ancestors of the Negro being Sold on the open market as Slaves by the Prople of the Jewish faith (Religious Group) no definition can be describe that expresses the feelings toward the discrimination within the building of Apartheids and the Anti-Social behavior toward every Religion Group in America.

—————————————————————————————————————–

In this book you will be give the location of the New Home of Apartheids, and the Discrimination that that comes with it this and more is now being carried out within the community of the people of the Jewish faith.

This book will also focus on National Security where the US Senator, Hillary Rodham Clinton is running for President of the United States of America. A Senator who has not and will not denounce the existence of birth Apartheids in the State of New York. She is not the only one who ignoring this ugly episode of discrimination every Elected Official as well, but she is the only one who is running for the highest office of President, and she is not qualified. A presidential candidate who ignoring something magnitude what else will she ignore when our nation is at war.

This Is A Must Read Book

Of the many different religions living together in the State of New York only one is building a Home Base for APARTHIEDS.

 

You must read this book. We have proof

(TAKE A BREATHE AND RELAX FOR A SECOND; we're back in the world of the sane and lucid)

Let me make clear that this is even worse than it appears. If one is to take McMillan seriously, and there is not one bit of evidence to suggest that McMillan has a sense of humor, one must conclude from his words and his link that the "fake Jews" he blames for 9/11 are Judaism’s Reform and Conservative movements.

One must assume that Myrick has met with McMillan, discussed his platform and found him simpatico. It is one thing to take help from other campaigns to qualify in a party primary; it is quite another to run as the candidate of a political party with a clearly articulated message of hate, paranoia and psychosis. McMillan IS the "The Rent’s Too Damn High Party." By running on its line, Myrick is embracing McMillan and his message.

And if Myrick's done this without ill intent, innocent of who and what he's hooked up with, then he's just TOO DAMN STUPID to hold important office. Perhaps the Borough Presidency doesn't count as such, but one day, if Myrick's not stopped, he may run for something important, like City Council or State Assembly.

If Markowitz knocks Myrick off the ballot, I’ll shed no tears, and neither should you.

And if anyone wants to bring a challenge against all the petitions for "The Rent is Too Damn High Party," and all its candidates, sign me up as a volunteer.

In Democratic Primary for Borough President, Gatemouth endorses Marty Markowitz.

Wonder who the Greens are running in the General Election?

As Van Morrison once said: G-L-O-R-I-A!

CORRECTION: Apparently, some DDDB people, including Ms. Koteen, did get Myrick some signatures.

One should feel free to contemplate how this reflects upon both DDDB's vaunted grassroots support, and its sanity.  

UPDATE: http://www.r8ny.com/blog/gatemouth/chocolate_kiss_off_jimmy_macs_chocolate_bride_ditches_him_at_the_altar.html