The Gateway (Humble Apologies to Lincoln Restler Edition) [NEW ITEM ADDED]

WARREN COHN: WHO DAT gonna stop the goldrush tonight!!! As far as my race…My opponent is currently up 85 votes and the race is still too close to call with 300+ paper ballots left to count. If you hear otherwise it is false info, straight from the source – W

Much to my embarrassment, my prior post on this matter, predicting victory in the 50th AD male leader’s race for Warren Cohn, was based on the information that the canvas of voting machines (usually mislabeled as a “re-canvass”) had already been done.

This was not the case.

Sorry Warren, but to surmount an 85 vote lead with 300 ballots would require winning 64% of the remaining ballots.

But, actually, it is worse than that. About 100 of those ballots are affidavit ballots given to voters who inspectors couldn’t find in the scribe books. Rule of thumb is that no more than half of those would be good, so one would need about 67% of the remainder to win.

But, actually, it is worse than that, since a lot of those ballots won't even contain a vote for District Leader.

So, unless those votes are primarily from Hasidic Williamsburg, you are going to be on the downside of a very close race.

And by now, you and Lincoln have inspected the envelopes and know the answer to the question of where those ballots came from. Restler says the overwhelming majority did not come from the Bearded Triangle.

Nonetheless, you and Restler can both congratulate yourselves on a battle well-fought, and you can personally take credit for the victory of your co-leader, who won with about 300 less votes than you got

And Warren, you do have a future in politics, but your future is not in this district (at least as currently drawn, but it would be hard to make the lines much better). Yours was the last stand of the old demographics against the new; two years hence and the odds will be far more daunting.

 

Gatemouth ran this item this item on July 6. Today, the Daily News finally catches up.Disgraced ex-Supreme Court Justice Michael Garson will be a judicial delegate in Brooklyn www.nydailynews.com

 

 

Jewish Hate Group Splits on Governor's race; two balls short of a falafel sandwich nutcase Rabbi Yehuda Levin shills for Carl Paladino, claiming to represent Igud Harabbunim (AKA Igud AKA Rabbinical Alliance of America) but the group’s Director, the highly repugnant Gershon Tannenbaum, supports Cuomo Rabbi Yehuda Levin Resurrects Old Cuomo Smear At City Hall www.nydailynews.com

 

 

Senator Franken and future Senator O'Donnell talk about fucking. O'Donnell vs. Franken – Ben Smith www.politico.com

 

 

A reminder to my Commiesymp friends; no matter how much Fidel apologizes, he's still a thug.

That being said, the embargo is just fuckstupidDid Fidel Castro Trigger The US Gay Rights Movement? – The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com

 

 

Hey Abe Foxman–just because you're in the minority on a Freedom of Religion issue doesn't mean you are wrong.

As for this video, in the words of Moon Zappa, "gag me with a spoon" O'Reilly Bait – The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com

 

 

OK, let me explain the Anne Frank thing. O’Donnell believes that if the Nazis came to her door, and she were hiding Jews, G-d would provide her a means not to lie. But, history informs us that G-d did not protect Anne Frank.

What then would be the explanation for this this failure. Why did G-d rescue Domestic Partner's mother from her attic, but not Anne Frank from hers?

To give O'Donnell credit for more brain power than she probably has, the proper answer for a person of O’Donnell’s beliefs would be that Anne Frank had to die because she wrote a diary the world had to see, and if she lived, no one would have seen it.

It's not merely that's O'Donnell's a fanatic, but that she's a stupid fanatic. At least rand Paul is interesting. She Cannot Tell A Lie | The New Republic www.tnr.com

 

 

 

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