The Gateway (Inglorious Basterds Edition)

Marty Golden's Pulp Fiction: "I'm not sayin' he was right, but you're sayin' a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does. I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somethin'. We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fuckin' cool about 'em. This sensual thing's goin' on that nobody's talkin about, but you know it and she knows it," 

Democrats Video Hits GOP Senator for Foot Massage www.observer.com

 

 

The Times Union keeps on doing the Lord's work with its continued exposure of Borough Park Windbag phony "Rabbi" and phony cop Bernard Freilich.

In the TU’s honor, I provide a link to the famous Klezmer tune, "The Angels stomp Freylach (sic)": State Police rabbi's 'official' plates under fire www.timesunion.com

 

 

Less than meets the eye?

The census bureau channels Chico Marx: "Who are you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?" Census Finds Less New Yorkers in New York Than Census Thought | The New York Observer www.observer.com

 

 

If anything proves Rangel's mind has seen better days, it's his wish for an all-Manhattan district. On opinion and belief, you can’t draw an all-Manhattan district where blacks aren’t the third largest group.

Say hello to Congressman Dan O'Donnell. NYDN Double Feature: Rangel And Redistricting www.nydailynews.com

 

 

That's the difference between me and Fred Phelps; I don't plan to protest his funeral, I plan to celebrate it Westboro Baptist Church plans to protest Elizabeth Taylor's funeral www.nydailynews.com

 

 

And we thought Hackshaw had lost his race for the City Council. Thanks For The Hint, Councilman Oddo www.nydailynews.com