The Gateway (Der Blutiger Shpas Edition)

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Here's a joke I can no longer tell now that I've taken up my campaign for decency:

Q: How can you tell a moderate Republican?

A: They only shoot to wound.

 

 

Blood Libel Joke of the Day: We're having Sarah Palin over for Matzoh Brie; for cocktails, we're serving Bristol Cream

 

 

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Gladys Noon Spellman

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I woke up in the middle of the night with a start.

Someone had asked me a question of political procedure on Gatemouth’s Facebook page yesterday. The question happened to be a matter of some personal expertise. Suddenly it occurred to me that many people might soon be asking this same unfortunate question, and I had to be the first to answer it.

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On the Deaths of Fat Men

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FROM GATEMOUTH’S FACEBOOK PAGE (1/6/11): It may be rude to say this, but I wonder if there are any good Italian restaurants in hell. (If there are, he will surely be holding court in one). 

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