Perhaps the Stupidest Things Written in the Local Press While I Was Out of Town (But I Haven’t Gone through the Post Yet)

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“Rangel pissed off his largely pro-Obama constituency by backing Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary” — from “Model Opponent: Anti-Rangel Feeling Wrangles and Opponent” by Maria Luisa Tucker Village Voice-8/27/08

Total for 15th Congressional District-New York County

HILLARY CLINTON 60,573 (52.65%)

BILL RICHARDSON 119

JOE BIDEN 69

JOHN EDWARDS 782

BARACK OBAMA 53,165 (46.21%)

DENNIS J KUCINICH 336

Total Votes 115,044

“Craig Schley, an activist and former male model, found 5,580 people in the last month who want Rangel out of office and were willing to sign the petitions he needs to become an independent candidate for the congressman's seat. He filed those petitions with the Federal Election Commission last week.”–same article

Exclam!!!!!!!!!!

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Those who have played chess professionally will immediately get the meaning of my title: “Exclam!!!!!!!” You see, it refers to when a player makes a brilliant move within the game; a move so good that it has the potential to change the outcome from there on in. You see, in the game called chess -one of the oldest in the world- we record each player’s move(s) with symbols; and once you see an exclamation mark in brackets or parentheses (!) recorded next to a move, you are supposed to take a long hard look at the move and its relevance to the later outcome of the game. It sets the stage for the post-game analysis and for later evaluation. At the end of this presidential race in early November, we will all look back at John McCain’s gambit of yesterday and we will all see the genius in this move. Whoever advised him to make this selection deserves a raise. Win or lose it was a brilliant move. 

Artists: America Needs You Now

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The purpose of art (visual, music, stories in various formats) as far as I’m concerned, is communication. The message communicated could be how things are, how they really are, or how they should be, but if there isn’t one, or if the message is designed to be incomprehensible for those who aren’t in on it (like most modern art), then it isn’t really art, or at least isn’t really useful. The reason art is important is that most people’s beliefs are based on their life experiences, and new knowledge that doesn’t correspond with those life experiences tends to be discarded. I can post all the non-fiction essays and arguments, and all the spreadsheets I want here, but very few people have enough of an open mind to wade through them, understand them, and alter their beliefs based on them.

A story or other work of art, however, can serve as a kind of artificial life experience, one that broadens perspectives beyond what any given person experiences directly themselves. Properly disguised, fictional stories, songs, and visual art can therefore change more minds than carefully researched collections of facts, because the recipient of the message comes to the new perspective on their own, as if it were their own idea, not something forced on them by someone else. Such epiphanies don’t bruise the ego. I bring this up now because there is a message that needs to get out there, given the economic conditions Americans are likely to face in the next few years: that they can be happy, and live fulfilling lives, without going deeper and deeper into debt to spend more and more money on more and more goods and services that they may no longer be able to afford.

Partial List of Republican Women More Qualified to be President Than Sarah Palin

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Senators: Lisa Murkowski, Alaska(?!?); Olympia Snowe, Maine; Susan Collins, Maine; Elizabeth Dole North Carolina; Kay Bailey Hutchison, Texas

Governors: Oline Walker, Utah; Linda Lingle, Hawaii, M. Jodi Rell, Connecticut

Members of the House: Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Florida; Deborah Pryce, Ohio; Barbara Cubin, Wyoming; Sue Myrick North Carolina; Jo Ann Emerson, Missouri; Kay Granger, Texas; Mary Bono, California; Heather Wilson , New Mexico; Judith Borg Biggert , Illinois; Shelley Moore Capito, West Virginia; Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee; Ginny Brown-Waite, Florida; Candice Miller, Michigan; Marilyn Musgrave, Colorado; Thelma Drake, Virginia; Virginia Foxx, North Carolina; Cathy McMorris Rodgers, West Virginia; Jean Schmidt, Ohio

Cabinet: Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State; Elaine Chao, Secretary of Labor; Margaret Spellings, Secretary of Education; Mary Peters, Secretary of Transportation; Susan Schwab, US Special Trade Representative

Scarlett O’Hara at the Smorgasbord

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Dateline: Somewhere in the Air between Denver International Airport and LaGuardia–8/29/08 Early Afternoon

Did anyone expect a speech anything less than electrifying? The build up, the hype, the expectations should have made the actual bill of goods somewhat anticlimactic, but it was not.

Sat, as I was at Invesco, in the section reserved for the “written press” located in the better area of the bleachers (Rock was on the floor rocking the vote with the true believers and the party hacks), my cynical remarks about much of the proceedings were greeted with little ill will; for sure, my neighbors and I were erotically attracted to the Man from Honolulu, but we intended to go home with our panties on. Yet by evening’s end, not only was seduction achieved, but in the morning we still had no regrets. He even sent me a text message! God, there were fireworks, even before they set off the pyrotechnics.

Sarah Palin?!?

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Dateline: Engelwood, Colorado-8/28/08–9:12 AM Mountain Time

One of the paradoxes of political conventions is how much they tend to cut one off from political news. I haven't read a paper of watched TV in days, so perhaps I've missed something.   

Why would McCain pick Sarah Palin? Even her name suggests something out of Monty Python? Does she make McCain look more like a lumberjack and less like a dead parrot? I think it confirms my suspicion that McCain is channeling Basil Fawlty.

Surely, the unique characteristic she brings to the ticket (shared by over half the population) could be found among someone more qualified in the 49 other states (and even in Alaska). Perhaps, he’s looking to create contrast with the Democrats by showing that, on his ticket, all the gravitas resides firmly with the Presidential candidate.

An Explanation

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Due to various personal problems and other issues that developed since last week Saturday (starting in New York City), I have been unable to post any columns since my piece on the vice-presidential pick of Joe Biden by Barack Obama. It is true that I was in Denver, Colorado, during the duration of the Dems convention, where I did over one hundred interviews while there. I also physically attended two nights of the convention events. The first was spent with the New York delegation, when Hillary Clinton addressed the convention; the other was the final night when Obama accepted the historic nomination.

Born to Run (UPDATED AND CORRECTED)

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Dateline: Denver, Colorado–8/28/08–11:20 AM Mountain Time

Dealing with Rock over credentials for Invesco resulted in my missing David Weprin’s breakfast, probably the only place in Denver I was going to find a free piece of lox this morning.

Rock got the good credential with the New York Delegation, while I got the Arena Credential, which is apparently a license to hunt.

Meanwhile, Rock is trying to Bogart a new friend he’s made into Invesco using a Perimeter Credential, a two day old Floor Credential and a New York Delegation Press Badge.

A New York Moment: The Great Debate (address corrected)

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Dateline: Denver Colorado–8/28/08–10:45 AM Mountain Time  

I’ve been holding off posting this, because I wanted to do a fuller article about the importance of this race.

Unfortunately, time has been short, and I’m trying to get to Invesco Field to see Springsteen and that other guy, so I’m posting bare bones. Hope I’ll get to it later.

THE GREAT DEBATE –21st AD State Senate

Thursday, September 4, 8:00 PM at the 41st AD Democratic Club
2952 Ave R cornier of Haring Street one block east of Nostrand

Fighting Senator Kevin “Dap” Parker defends his title against Councilman Simcha “The Toomler” Felder and Councilman Kendall “Doctor Foots” Stewart.

Shining Time Station

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Dateline: Denver, Colorado–8/27/06–7:15 PM Mountain Time 

Denver’s Union Station, with its great collection of trains I’ve passed several times during the week, puts me in mind of my son, who I miss terribly.

My five year old has inherited several of his dad’s traits, including collector-mania. For me, it is vinyl LPs; for the Dybbuk, it is “Thomas The Tank Engine” Trains. Not content to own all the trains currently in-print, he trolls Ebay for hours, typing in “Thomas Trains Retired” for his search. One day, visiting my sister-in-law, he tried to get her to log into my account, telling her, “I think his password is Gatemouth.”

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