The Gateway (Weiner Rises to the Occasion Edition)

Weiner on a potential Mayoral race: “We are ready to clear the decks on this thing.”

 Previously the deck was the place he had all hands on. Now that the decks are clear, he will apparently be flying solo, which does seem to be his preference.

We have been in a defensive crouch for so long,” says Weiner. He now apparently wants to try other positions.

Still, Weiner seems reluctant to shoot his formidable wad prematurely, even though the time to fuck or walk is rapidly approaching.

He is probably awaiting the results of the South Carolina Congressional Special.  

Still, one must doubt that Weiner really has the stuff to re-enter his worm into the Big Apple. His erotic adventures are those of a pathetic loser. After all, it is not he, but Bill DeBlasio who is living out every straight man’s fantasy.

I don’t see this ending well. The best case scenario is Weiner doing a Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice with Ceceilia Berkowitz, with Huma happily running off to Mecca with Ceil’s grocery clerk inamorata.  

I would instead suggest a change of scenery. Perhaps Tony should run for Mayor of Kansas City; I have good word that everything there is up to date, and after, Missouri is the "Show Me State." http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/10/weiner-by-chen/?ref=nyregion

 

 

 

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