The Gateway (Patrick Mc-Goo-Hand Edition)

There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
Oh, be careful what you say,
Or you will give yourself away.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

Chorus:
Former Congressman
Former Congressman
Should 've given you saltpeter and a different last name.

http://thedirty.com/2013/07/exclusive-anthony-weiner-is-a-sexual-predator-luring-his-victims/

 

 

 

I was actually thinking of calling it quits for the summer, and not even collecting up my accumulated Facebook posts from the last few weeks, when suddenly, like a burning bush (perhaps not the best choice of words), came proof that G-d loves political humor columnists.  

 

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