There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.
Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
Oh, be careful what you say,
Or you will give yourself away.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.
Should 've given you saltpeter and a different last name.
I was actually thinking of calling it quits for the summer, and not even collecting up my accumulated Facebook posts from the last few weeks, when suddenly, like a burning bush (perhaps not the best choice of words), came proof that G-d loves political humor columnists.