52 Weighs to Pick Some Judges

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Domestic Partner: Gatemouth, have you finished the speech about your dad yet? Please, please, please don’t tell me you are writing another column!

In writing a speech for my father’s 80th birthday party being held tonight in Asbury Park, I am reminded of the triumphant one I gave at his 60th which included a not only recitation from Bob Dylan’s “Forever Young,” but these stirring words:

The Gateway (Court Street Lunch Edition)

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Yesterday, I saw a guy on line at "My Little Pizzeria" wearing a sandwich board announcing that the world was ending on Saturday.

I walked in and told him, "If I thought the world was ending that soon, I'd be getting lobster for lunch"

 

 

Last Friday at lunchtime, Downtown Brooklyn was swarmed by Chabadniks; when the third one in the course of fifteen minutes stopped me to ask if I was Jewish, I said "No, G-d gave me this face because he has a sense of humor."

 

 

John RINO (Kagan section modified)

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Multiple sources say a resignation by indicted State Senator Carl Kruger may be imminent.

However, a source close to Kruger told me: “Carl is not going out until he is forced to by operation of law. Those options are losing a primary or general or a conviction. No truth to the rumor.”

That sounds more like the Kruger I know, but we shall see.

Harvey Wallbanger (Major Correction Added)

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In this piece I’d like to tell the stories of two different Jewish men who served in the public life of the State of New York and what happened on the day they met.

One of the men is D’Amato/Pataki political hatchet man Jeff Wiesenfeld.

I’ve received more than a few comments on my Facebook threads and in my email complaining I’ve been too sympathetic to Wiesenfeld in his CUNY contretemps with playwright Tony Kushner.

Towns Without Pity

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On Wednesday night will come an event that I once saw as having the potential to be the opening gun in a new Brooklyn political war.

It may yet come to that, but I am having my doubts.

When Darryl Towns became the State’s Housing Commissioner, he resigned not only from his Assembly seat, but from the Male Democratic District Leader’s slot in his Assembly District.

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