The Gateway (Beck’s Balls-lero Edition)

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Memo to Beck:

1) It is not "Reformed" Judaism; it is Reform Judaism.

2) My great tolerance for accepting and respecting the religious beliefs of others (no matter how facially foolish they may seem), something which I learned during my Reform Jewish education, has kept me from making rude comments about your religion; I am sorry you were not taught to do the same. We minority religions who call others gentile have a rather large stake in spreading the doctrine of tolerance and acceptance.

The Gateway (Emergency Surgery Edition)

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In which it is proven that getting a get well from Gatey is a bit like going under the knife:

When Diane Savino said she was committed to getting rid of something useless and full of poison, we thought she meant John Sampson.

The problem is that, by allying with Dean Skelos, she and her friends decided that when they got rid of the old appendix, they needed to get a new one transplanted.

Seriously though, feel better Senator.

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