The Gateway (Festival of Videos Edition)

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Let's be honest, if this it was Andrew who fathered a bastard instead of Carl (What? You thought I was going to say Mario?), would it make you consider voting for Paladino? Of course not (I hope).

BTW, was I the only one who saw the front page of yesterday’s Post and though that this guy had the Al Pirro syndrome? Did you check out the pictures of Carl’s wife and his gumada? Carl is a loyal guy who just wants to schtup the woman he married. His problems is that he wants her to look the way she did on the day they wed. That not being possible, he buys himself the virtual experience.

The Gateway (Pre-Atlantic Antic Edition) [Revised]

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If you wanna understand why those of us in coastal Brownstone Brooklyn (as opposed to those Slopers) are so smug that we are in the world's most special place, come visit us this Sunday and enjoy our annual life cycle bacchanal—seemingly NYC's only indigenous Street Fest.

Gatemouth, Dybbuk, Domestic Partner and perhaps even Cerberus (still arguing that one) will be spending most of the time from 2:30 on watching Popa Chubby, Dmitri, Galea and the rest of the Black Coffee Blues Band (Dancing Hersh may also make an appearance) in the vicinity of the Waterfront Alehouse between Clinton and Henry Streets. If you're nearby, come and say hello. LDC Special Events- Atlantic Antic 2009 www.atlanticave.org

 

The House of the Rising Sum

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To be sung at fromer Assemblywoman Diane Gordon's Welcome Home Party

There is a house in southern Queens
They call the Rising Sum
And it's been the ruin of many a poor girl
And God I know I'm one

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
Over the House of the Rising Sum

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other is in chains 
I'm goin' far from  southern Queens 
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in southern Queens
They call the Rising Sum
And it's been the ruin of many a poor girl
And God I know I'm one

A Few Words of Caution to Brooklyn Reformers (AKA TaHARKa: What Darkness from Yonder Window Breaks)

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In a fast developing story, an honest writer is often forced to eat crow and re-evaluate his initial conclusions.

Months ago, I noted that Vito Lopez was personally responsible for building and obtaining funding for a multi-tentacled social service empire (mostly run under the auspices of the Ridgewood-Bushwick Senior Citizens Council) which seems to have an interlocking relationship with his well oiled political local political operation in Bushwick/Williamsburg and its vicinity. My conclusion had always been that most of the reason that the social service agencies inure to Lopez’s benefit is that they actually and competently delivered social services to the communities they serve.

At the very least, some of the reports in the press now cast doubts about the empire’s competence.

THOSE PUZZLING BROOKLYN MINORITY VOTERS

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Brooklyn's  minority voters have a history of puzzling votes: no doubt. You can go back to the days of  Shirley Chisholm, Vander Beatty and Waldaba Stewart, to find some strange results recorded: yes indeed.. There were times when you could only scratch your head and wonder what the motivations were, when voters  elected certain folks (some repeatedly). And as time went by one hoped that minority voters in Brooklyn would evolve into rational-actor voter-models: demonstrating a higher level of critical-scrutiny for wannabee electeds. One hoped that the vetting process would be rigorous and extensive, and that the standards would be set real high for office-applicants.  One hoped that qualified, educated, competent, capable, intelligent candidates would emerge to lead some of these districts sorely in need of dynamic leadership. Leaders who could articulate their way out of a phone booth; who could think creatively while they chew gum and walk straight. People of integrity. People with impeccable character traits and with very little or no “personal baggage”. People that can be examples for our hungry minority youth: too many of whom are grappling with the “missing-father syndrome”. People who could go to high places and make the case for better government-action more beneficial to the needy. People who could build coalitions and minimize isolation and alienation. People who could aspire, inspire and perspire, not disappoint and corruptly conspire. Alas, it seems as though one can only dream for the day when minority voters in Brooklyn would make better choices and be consistent in their reasoning: but we dream on; nonetheless.

Census 2007 Local Government Expenditures: Where New York City’s Money Goes

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In my previous post, I showed that extremely high public school expenditures drive the high taxes, generally high property taxes, in the portion of the state outside New York City. But what about New York City? Its public education spending, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, is and recent decades always has been below average as a share of its residents’ personal income. Spending on community colleges, parks, recreation, natural resources and libraries is and almost always has been low. So where does the money go?

New York City’s spending, as a share of its residents’ income, is far above average in means tested social benefits, in spending on housing and community development, public housing, social services, and cash welfare – although cash welfare expenditures are now a pittance compared with the other categories. Spending on police and corrections, as well, is and has been high. Another group of spending categories where New York has always been high, however, accounts for a growing share of the city’s tax burden, and a growing cause of spending cuts in other categories: debts, pensions, and employee health care, for retirees in particular. After a brief respite, and as in the terrible decade after the fiscal crisis, city residents are facing rising taxes due to the past, with less and less in public services return in the present, as those who benefitted walk away with a bundle of loot.

Spitzer on Cuomo: “He is the dirtiest, nastiest political player out there,” and Steve Levy would beat Cuomo.

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Today, the Good News for Andrew Cuomo.  What a difference a day makes. The new Siena Poll showing Cuomo with a 33 point lead Carl Paladino.

The bad news:  Elliot Spitzer has a long memory!!!

Appearing on the morning show of his new CNN home, Spitzer let loose on Andrew Cuomo. Not only did he warn Cuomo that his victory may not be as big as he is expecting. 

Spitzer:  “Trust me, Andrew will have a much tighter margin.”

Not only did Spitzer say if Suffolk County Executive Steve Levy was on the ballot he would be the next governor and ahead of Cuomo by 15 percent.

The Gateway (Breakfast at Junior’s Edition)

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First of all if Linc Restler is a "hipster," he's from the nerdcore division of the breed (and take it from me, it takes one to know one).

But there's a far more important question here than who gets to be the male member (perhaps not the best choice of words) of the Democratic State Committee from AD 50.

The important question is, "who takes over running Steve Cohn's annual Friday before the election political breakfast at Junior's?"

To Hell With Reform; We Must Save Stevie Cohn's Breakfast. This tradition MUST BE KEPT ALIVE!!!

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