Man Of The Alamo

Texas Governor Rick Perry spastically gesticulates with his hair perfectly feathered like the fur on Davy Crockett’s raccoon skin cap pointing his finger wildly at every major Washington figure from President Obama to the head of the Fed accusing all of treason as if he is the last man standing at the Alamo when it is in fact Perry that is in need of heightened scrutiny for treason because of his crazy eyed rants threatening to take Texas out of the United States of America.

 

He is playing a game of who spilled the coffee as if he were the Kevin Costner character in the spy thriller No Way Out whose villainous identity is masked by his faux patriotism and false accusations.

 

Talk like Perry’s would have led him to the gallows at the end of the Civil War, a war that resulted in over 600,000 deaths all because a hothead down south wanted to take South Carolina out of the Union.

 

What needs to be done with Perry is a careful examination by the press so as to ascertain if his threats are mere theatrics for tea party dupes or actual treason.  He should then face the full force of our laws, indictment and the penalty that follows such a charge.  Yee ha Mr. Perry.