The Gateway (Fireworks Edition)

The other day I saw a couple of guys with a Weiner sign carrying nominating petitions in front of Brooklyn Borough Hall.

"You want me to sign that thing?" I asked. "Yes" they replied enthusiastically.

"Well let me get out my pen" I answered, as I undid my zipper.




Once again, a collection of observations from the proceeding few weeks—a few have even managed not to be outdated yet.




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