Mr.Black Socks Scandal Puts His Good Foot Forward

Eliot Spitzer may be the only man in the history of Albany ever to pay for it, but compared to Anthony Weiner that doesn't seem pathetic at all.

And really, the jokes write themselves; here is the first of many I came up with Monday night:

“Obviously he's not running for Self-Comptroller; maybe he should run for Pubic Advocate.”

I like Scott Stringer, but if I had to pick one of these guys to invest my personal retirement funds, Eliot would probably have a better shot at being chosen.

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