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Memo to the Governor of Arizona and other faux patriots
Please memorize the following translation for future reference:
Prometo lealtad a la bandera de Estados Unidos de América, y a la república para que se para, una nación bajo Dios, indivisible, con la libertad y la justicia para todo.